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Birdy Birdy…

by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

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snap source:PHOTOBUCKET

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Birdy birdy in the sky,

dropped a poopie in my eye.

I don’t care,

I don’t cry,

I’m just happy

that cows can’t fly!!

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Playboy For Married Men!

by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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Did you hear

about the new mag

for married men

by Playboy?

It has the same pictures

month

after month

after month.

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You Can’t Lose…

by admin on Jan.06, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

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snap source:http://www.dcandco.net/

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Someday

u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth-

ur money &

even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing

u will never loose

is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose

wot u don’t have!

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We Regret To Inform You…

by admin on Jan.06, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

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Snap Source:http://www.42.me.uk/

Snap Source:http://www.42.me.uk/

VERIZON regrets

2 inform u

that the network

has gone down

on everyone

except u.

We regret

2 inform u

that no one would

go down on u.

not even a network

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Difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife…

by admin on Jan.06, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

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snap source: FLICKR

snap source: FLICKR

Whats the difference

between a girlfriend

and a wife?

20 pounds

and

a mother-in-law.

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