SMS humour
Birdy Birdy…
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

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Birdy birdy in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye.
I don’t care,
I don’t cry,
I’m just happy
that cows can’t fly!!
Playboy For Married Men!
by admin on Jan.07, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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Did you hear
about the new mag
for married men
by Playboy?
It has the same pictures
month
after month
after month.
You Can’t Lose…
by admin on Jan.06, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

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Someday
u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money &
even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing
u will never loose
is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose
wot u don’t have!
We Regret To Inform You…
by admin on Jan.06, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

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VERIZON regrets
2 inform u
that the network
has gone down
on everyone
except u.
We regret
2 inform u
that no one would
go down on u.
not even a network
Difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife…
by admin on Jan.06, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

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Whats the difference
between a girlfriend
and a wife?
20 pounds
and
a mother-in-law.


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