If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
If u save,u owe me a DATE,
If u return text msg 2 me,
U OWE me All,
but if U ignore,
U R MINE!
So Tell Me,
What will U do?
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon
and then I shall be very very rich.
What do you say?
She said nothing
but a week later,
she became his mother!

BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn’t heavy