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If u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,

If u save,u owe me a DATE,

If u return text msg 2 me,

U OWE me All,

but if U ignore,

U R MINE!

So Tell Me,

What will U do?

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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.

He is going to die soon

and then I shall be very very rich.

What do you say?

She said nothing

but a week later,

she became his mother!

BOY : May I

hold your hand ??

GIRL : No thanks,

it isn’t heavy