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Flirt You Gonna Do…

by ADS on May.07, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Friendship Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Love Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS and Text Submissions/Contributed Texts and SMS, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

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man whispering in woman's ear in a restaurantIf u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,

If u save,u owe me a DATE,

If u return text msg 2 me,

U OWE me All,

but if U ignore,

U R MINE!

So Tell Me,

What will U do?

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Will You Marry Me…?

by admin on Apr.29, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

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will you marry me

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.

He is going to die soon

and then I shall be very very rich.

What do you say?

She said nothing

but a week later,

she became his mother!

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May I…

by admin on Apr.28, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

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