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The More… The Less…

The more I learn
the more I get to know,
the more I know
the more I forget,
the more I forget
the less I know,
so why should I
be learning??

Girl In Love…

Girl : Mom, i m in love
with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
And what is he doing?
Girl : 3 months old
And kicking happily
in my belly..

Naughty Santa…

A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”