Archive for the 'SMS humour' Category

Very Funny Definitions!

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:
Something like Cricket
where One-Day Internationals
are more popular than
Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of [...]

10% Men Go To Heaven!

Friday, November 28th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

Why do only
10% of men
go to heaven..
If all wud go thr…
It wud be called…
as “HELL”

Just Wanted You To…

Friday, November 28th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

You Are
Cute,
Charming,
Cool,
Smart,
Classy,
Witty,
Attractive,
Endearing,
Loveable.
That Was Sent To “ME”.
Just Wanted You To
Have a Look…