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A Girl Called Me Up…

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

A girl phoned me the other day and said…
“Come on over,
there’s nobody home.”
I went over.
Nobody was home!

Osama’s gonna attack!

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 one Commented
Under: ASCII Art Texts, Crazy Texts, SMS humour, text me

-’-
–:o:–
-i-
–o=(x)=o–
‘ “    ‘
-i-
:”””’:
–o=:((x)):=o–
o   o   o
BEWARE!!!,
Osama’s gonna attack
if u dont TEXT me!

Look..Who’s Missin U!

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Come here,
take off

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