Archive for the 'SMS humour' Category

Mobile Puzzle Game…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 2 Commented
Under: Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your phone has been installed
with a new puzzle game.
To play, follow the instructions below:
Throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces correctly.

Those Three Words…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

I want u …
To be
with me
In a nice Restaurent
To have [...]

Slept or Awake!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

Wife asked her husband:
how many women had he slept with?
Husband proudly replies:
just you darling,
with others I was awake!!