Archive for the 'SMS humour' Category

God Makes Beauties…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Flirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

its difficult 2
understand GOD,
He makes beautiful women and then
He turns them into
neighbours’ Wives!

Me Sick…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

chinese man: me no come work, me sick
boss: when i’m sick, i do the naughty with my wife, try it?
2 hrs l8r chinese man called back:
it work, me better, u got nice house.

Critically Cute, but not Contagious…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

i just got my medical results.
my condition is critical,
as days pass by
i bcom CUTER & CUTER
but dnt worry
its not contagious……
u wont get it!