Archive for the 'SMS humour' Category

Intelligent Females…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, SMS humour

NEWSFLASH…
scientists have made a breakthrough &
discovered that the female gender
carries intelligent cells.
Unfortunately
95% of them
spit it out!

777777

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Smiles =1 Meeting

7 Meetings= 1 Kiss

7 Kisses= 1 Proposal

7 Proposals=1 Marriage
and that bloody Marriage

has 777777 Problems

Birdy Birdy..

Thursday, September 18th, 2008 No Commented
Under: SMS humour

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry, I don’t cry,
I’m just happy, that cows don’t fly!

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