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Intelligent Females…

by admin on Nov.11, 2008, under Crazy Texts, SMS humour

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NEWSFLASH…

scientists have made a breakthrough &

discovered that the female gender

carries intelligent cells.

Unfortunately

95% of them

spit it out!

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777777

by admin on Oct.30, 2008, under Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

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7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Smiles =1 Meeting

7 Meetings= 1 Kiss

7 Kisses= 1 Proposal

7 Proposals=1 Marriage

and that bloody Marriage

has 777777 Problems

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Birdy Birdy..

by admin on Sep.18, 2008, under SMS humour

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Birdy birdy in the sky

Dropped a poopy in my eye,

I don’t worry, I don’t cry,

I’m just happy, that cows don’t fly!

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