SMS humour
Married Yet?!
by admin on Apr.22, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour

Girl: when we get married,
i want to share all your worries,
troubles and make your burdens lighter.
boy: it’s very kind of you darling,
but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because
we aren’t married yet!
Watchu Gonna Do…!
by admin on Apr.21, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Flirty Text Messages, Love Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Romantic Text Messages, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages, text me

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return text msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINE!
So Tell Me,
wat will U do?
Sleepless Nights…
by admin on Apr.21, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
At night I do not SLEEP
because I am HUNGRY!


