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Girl: when we get married,

i want to share all your worries,

troubles and make your burdens lighter.

boy: it’s very kind of you darling,

but i don’t have any worries or troubles.

girl: well that is because

we aren’t married yet!

If u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,

if u save,u owe me a DATE,

if u return text msg 2 me,

u OWE me All,

bt if u ignore,

U r MINE!

So Tell Me,

wat will U do?

In the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,

At noon I do not eat

because I think of you,

In the evening I do not eat

because I think of you,

At night I do not SLEEP

because I am HUNGRY!