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Feeling Bored on April Fool’s Day!?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Put your hands in
between the zip
grab hold and
take out your…
book from the bag and study.

The Perfect Life!

Life should be like this:
Eye-contact on Monday,
Friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on Thursday,
Fight on Friday,
Divorce on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday.

Growing Up…

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!