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Feeling Bored on April Fool’s Day!?

Saturday, March 28th, 2009 one Commented
Under: April Fool Joke Texts, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Put your hands in
between the zip
grab hold and
take out your…
book from the bag and study.

The Perfect Life!

Monday, March 9th, 2009 one Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

Life should be like this:
Eye-contact on Monday,
Friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on Thursday,
Fight on Friday,
Divorce on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday.

Growing Up…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sweet Text Messages

How do u know
when kids start to grow up?

Girls grow up when they
start to put lipstick and

boys grow up when they
start to wipe it off!

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