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If You Feel Lonely…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that
u have lost everything,
i will come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 a walk
on a bridge and
show u where
to jump from.

Biting and Kissing…

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

Can we romance tonight?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of
kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

Kiss Me Babe…

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Kiss SMS, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

After a deep passionate kiss
girl whispers to the guy
kiss me once more like that
and i will be yours forever
the guy replies:
Thanks for the warning!!

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