Maths teacher: If you have
12 chocolates
and you give
5 to meena,
3 to teena and
4 to nina
then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
:-D

Dad to son: when I beat you
how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Getting married
is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see
what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.