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Girl: Do u have
any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

If I were to
make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
LIAR=me!
:-)

Thursday, February 26th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour

A typical student
flips a coin and decides.
Head- will go to sleep
Tail- will watch a movie
Stand- will listen to music
Stays in air- will study.