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Opposites Attract…

Monday, February 23rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

Well, they do say
opposite attracts…
So I sincerely ‘hope’
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and cuultured.

If I Was A Painter…

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

If I was a painter,
you would be my painting.
If I was an author,
you would be my story.
If I was a poet,
you would be my poem.
But unfortunately
I am a psychiatrist.

Most Interesting Text Message…

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

The most interesting thing
about this text is that
by the time you realize
that nothing is written in it….
it would be too late for you
to stop reading it!

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