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Confused…!?

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

What would confuse
a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused…?
I knew you would be!

Squirrels In Search Of You!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

How to catch squirrels?
It’s simple.
Just climb a tree & sit,
Squirrels will come in search of U…
U know Y?
Coz They Love NUTS!

Important Announcement!

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

Good Morning…
Kindly observe SILENCE
for two minutes
in the memory of
those poor mosquitoes
who died last night
after sucking
ur blood.
Thanks.

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