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If You Feel Lonely…

by admin on Mar.05, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

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showing where to jump from

If ever in your life

u r very sad

n feel that

u have lost everything,

i will come,

hold ur hand,

take u 4 a walk

on a bridge and

show u where

to jump from.

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Complete Satisfaction…

by admin on Feb.27, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

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snap source: INMAGINE

snap source: INMAGINE

Dad to son: when I beat you

how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.

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Time For A Change…

by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

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snap source: INMAGINE

snap source: INMAGINE

Everyday same wishes!

Are U bored of it?

Let it be different this time:

Let the devils sing around U,

Mummies dance around u,

Vampires sit beside U.

Harpies Lick U.

Have a terribly horrible day!

Happy Now!

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