Weird Texts
If You Feel Lonely…
by admin on Mar.05, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that
u have lost everything,
i will come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 a walk
on a bridge and
show u where
to jump from.
Complete Satisfaction…
by admin on Feb.27, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

snap source: INMAGINE
Dad to son: when I beat you
how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Time For A Change…
by admin on Feb.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

snap source: INMAGINE
Everyday same wishes!
Are U bored of it?
Let it be different this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U.
Harpies Lick U.
Have a terribly horrible day!
Happy Now!


