CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:
Something like Cricket
where One-Day Internationals
are more popular than
Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of [...]

If i was a dog
and if u were a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a warm shower!

Dear January,
how r February and March.
April is not bad.
Tell May, June and July
Dat August, September and October
met with an accident in November.
Yours December