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3 Men…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes, Weird Texts

It’s important to find a man
who has money,
a man who adores you,
a man who is great in the sack.
It’s also important that
these 3 men
should never meet!

Last Night…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 one Commented
Under: Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Sexy Text Messages, Weird Texts

Last night i wantd u.
needed u so badly dat it hurt.
wantd 2 taste u.
i wantd u in me
so u could work ur magic on me…
but i couldnt find u.
u stupid..
PARACETAMOL!

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