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Treating You Fair…

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

Expecting the world
to treat you fairly
because you are good
is like expecting the bull
not to charge because
you are a vegetarian!

No Matter…

Monday, February 23rd, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Weird Texts

No matter
how high the sky is,
how deep the ocean is,
how strong the wind is,
how wide the river is,
I just wanna tell u…
it’s none of ur business.

If I Was A Painter…

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Teasing Texts, Weird Texts

If I was a painter,
you would be my painting.
If I was an author,
you would be my story.
If I was a poet,
you would be my poem.
But unfortunately
I am a psychiatrist.

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