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My Noble Wish For You…

I pray to God
that any person
who tries to fuck
ur happiness,
may his ass begin to itch
and his hand grow shorter
that he can’t reach
his ass to scratch.

Beauty Lies Beneath…

Beauty isn’t measured
by outer appearance
and what clothes you wear,
but what you are inside.
So, try going out
naked tomorrow
and notice the admiration!

I Just Wanna Thank You…

Most of my friends are
normal,
sane,
cultured,
decent,
intellectual &
well-behaved
individuals…
Just wanna thank you
for breaking the monotony!