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My Noble Wish For You…

Friday, February 20th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

I pray to God
that any person
who tries to fuck
ur happiness,
may his ass begin to itch
and his hand grow shorter
that he can’t reach
his ass to scratch.

Beauty Lies Beneath…

Friday, February 20th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Weird Texts

Beauty isn’t measured
by outer appearance
and what clothes you wear,
but what you are inside.
So, try going out
naked tomorrow
and notice the admiration!

I Just Wanna Thank You…

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Friendship Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, Rude SMS Texts, SMS humour, Weird Texts

Most of my friends are
normal,
sane,
cultured,
decent,
intellectual &
well-behaved
individuals…
Just wanna thank you
for breaking the monotony!

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