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Fortune Fortune on the Ball!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Weird Texts

A pregnant lady
went to a fortune-teller.
Fortune-Teller: When u deliver the baby,
baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god!
My husband is safe!

Brand New Brain…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Weird Texts

Wife: I Have
Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God !
Does The New One
Work Now?

True Music Lover…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 No Commented
Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages, Weird Texts

How do u identify
a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman
singing in the bathroom,
puts his ear to the keyhole
instead of his eye!

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