Good Morning…
Kindly observe SILENCE
for two minutes
in the memory of
those poor mosquitoes
who died last night
after sucking
ur blood.
Thanks.

Hi,
You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = Sweet
You = Cute
You = Gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = A BIG Liar!

Before Marriage…

He: Ah! At last… I can hardly wait
She:Do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course! Always have and always will!
She:Have u ever cheated on me?
He:No! y r u even asking?
She:Will you kiss me?
He:Every chance I get!
She:Will u hit me ?
He:Hell No! R u [...]