I Wasn’t Home!

Thursday, January 15th, 2009 No Commented
Categorized Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

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snap source: PHOTOBUCKET

Paddy met Mick in the street and said,

‘Paddy, in future you should draw your bedroom curtains

before making love to your wife !’

‘Why?’ Paddy asked.

‘Because,’ said Mick,

‘all the street was sniggering

when they saw you two making love yesterday.’

Mick said, ‘Nosey buggers,

well then,

the laugh’s on them.

I wasn’t home yesterday.’

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