Ladies and the Balls…

by admin on Nov.13, 2008, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS

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At 18 a lady is like a football,

22 men behind her,

at 28 a basketball,

10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball,

1 man behind her,

at 48 a TT ball,

1 man pushing her to the other.

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2 comments for this entry:

ali
November 20th, 2008 on 6:29 PM
its for u
wroxtar
November 21st, 2008 on 1:04 PM
for who?! :-?

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