Honey..I’m Home!

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 No Commented Categorized Under: Q & A Text Jokes

Q:What are the 3 words

you never wanna hear

whilst making love?

A:Honey, I’m home!

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Reading a Menu..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented Categorized Under: Funny Text Jokes

The GOLDEN RULE

when reading a menu

in a restaurant:

If you can’t pronounce it,

you can’t afford it.

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If You Can’t Be..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented Categorized Under: Funny Text Jokes

If you can’t be

a good example.

You can just be

a horrible warning.

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