May I…
by admin on Apr.28, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

BOY : May I
hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks,
it isn’t heavy

Naked and Screaming!
by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Years ago
i came into this world
naked & screaming
My goodness!
now things have change..
when im naked
somebody else does the screaming.


Make No Mistake…
by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages

People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work
make less mistakes,
People who do no work
make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes
get promoted.



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