A Moral Story…
by admin on Apr.24, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Sexy Text Messages

A Moral Story
My girlfriend called me
saying she was alone at home.
I went there & found her sister
alone in the house.
She was unbelievably sexy
than my GirlFriend.
She whispered in my ear,
“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”
I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.
Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there
& she hugged me & said,
“U have won my trust.”
Moral:
Its always better to keep
the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

Oh My God!
by admin on Apr.23, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet people are hard to find …
OH MY GOD!
how did u find me?

The More… The Less…
by admin on Apr.23, 2009, under Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

The more I learn
the more I get to know,
the more I know
the more I forget,
the more I forget
the less I know,
so why should I
be learning??



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