May I…

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 2 Commented Categorized Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

girl boy break up

BOY : May I

hold your hand ??

GIRL : No thanks,

it isn’t heavy

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Naked and Screaming!

crying_baby

Years ago

I came into this world

naked & screaming

My goodness!

Now things have changed..

when I’m naked

somebody else does the screaming!

naked_man_people_screaming

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Make No Mistake…

Friday, April 24th, 2009 No Commented Categorized Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages

promoted for not doing anything

People who do lots of work

make lots of mistakes,

People who do less work

make less mistakes,

People who do no work

make no mistakes,

People who make no mistakes

get promoted.

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