Girl In Love…
by admin on Apr.23, 2009, under Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

Girl : Mom, i m in love
with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
And what is he doing?
Girl : 3 months old
And kicking happily
in my belly..

Naughty Santa…
by admin on Apr.23, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

A small kid
wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

Married Yet?!
by admin on Apr.22, 2009, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour

Girl: when we get married,
i want to share all your worries,
troubles and make your burdens lighter.
boy: it’s very kind of you darling,
but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because
we aren’t married yet!



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