A Moral Story…

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A Moral Story

My girlfriend called me

saying she was alone at home.

I went there & found her sister

alone in the house.

She was unbelievably sexy

than my GirlFriend.

She whispered in my ear,

“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”

I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.

Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there

& she hugged me & said,

“U have won my trust.”

Moral:

Its always better to keep

the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

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Oh My God!

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 No Commented Categorized Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour, Teasing Texts

how did you find me?

Sweet candies are nice to eat …

Sweet words are easy to say …

but, sweet people are hard to find …

OH MY GOD!

how did u find me?

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The More… The Less…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 No Commented Categorized Under: Cool Text Messages, Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, SMS humour

i don't want to study

The more I learn

the more I get to know,

the more I know

the more I forget,

the more I forget

the less I know,

so why should I

be learning??

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