Girl In Love…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 No Commented Categorized Under: Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

mother-teenage-daughter

Girl : Mom, i m in love

with a guy..

Mom shocked : How old is the boy

And what is he doing?

Girl : 3 months old

And kicking happily

in my belly..

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Naughty Santa…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 2 Commented Categorized Under: Crazy Texts, Dirty Text Messages, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, Naughty Text Messages, Pun Texts/Double Meaning SMS, SMS humour

naughty santa claus with girl in lap

A small kid

wrote to Santa Clause,

“send me a brother”.

santa wrote back,

“send me ur mother”

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Married Yet?!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 No Commented Categorized Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes, Hilarious Text Messages, SMS humour

black_and_white_boy_girl_laugh_love_street

Girl: when we get married,

i want to share all your worries,

troubles and make your burdens lighter.

boy: it’s very kind of you darling,

but i don’t have any worries or troubles.

girl: well that is because

we aren’t married yet!

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