While chatting at the beach,
the lovers spoke to each other:
female : Oh! my dear, we are lovers
for more than three years now.
Haven’t you thought about our marriage?
male : I will have to
discuss this matter
with my wife and
let you know tomorrow.
female : [without any shock or surprise, replied calmly]
Awright, so you too are married already!
male : [...]

Why does B
always catch cold ?
coz It’s in between AC.

An actress was filling up a form
to open an account in a bank.
There was a column in the form
where one has to fill Marital status,
“Married / Single”.
And she wrote
“Occasionally Married”