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While chatting at the beach,

the lovers spoke to each other:

female : Oh! my dear, we are lovers

for more than three years now.

Haven’t you thought about our marriage?

male : I will have to

discuss this matter

with my wife and

let you know tomorrow.

female : [without any shock or surprise, replied calmly]

Awright, so you too are married already!

male : “….”

Why does B

always catch cold ?

coz It’s in between AC.

An actress was filling up a form

to open an account in a bank.

There was a column in the form

where one has to fill Marital status,

“Married / Single”.

And she wrote

“Occasionally Married”