While chatting at the beach,
the lovers spoke to each other:
female : Oh! my dear, we are lovers
for more than three years now.
Haven’t you thought about our marriage?
male : I will have to
discuss this matter
with my wife and
let you know tomorrow.
female : [without any shock or surprise, replied calmly]
Awright, so you too are married already!
male : [...]

A crow laid egg
mid-air while it was flying
but the egg remained intact!
How?
- Egg had its Diapers on!

Two elephants
went inside
a sugarcane farm,
one ate sugarcane
but the other didn’t,
why ?
- The other elephant is
Diabetic !