A man advertised in a news paper,
in the matrimonial columns :
“Wanted a wife”.
And he received hundreds of letters
and they all invariably read,
“YOU CAN HAVE MINE”.

An actress was filling up a form
to open an account in a bank.
There was a column in the form
where one has to fill Marital status,
“Married / Single”.
And she wrote
“Occasionally Married”

One man was standing
on the top of a building,
his watch fell down,
but he went to take his watch
only after ten minutes!
Guess why?

His watch was ten minutes slow.