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A man advertised in a news paper,

in the matrimonial columns :

“Wanted a wife”.

And he received hundreds of letters

and they all invariably read,

“YOU CAN HAVE MINE”.

An actress was filling up a form

to open an account in a bank.

There was a column in the form

where one has to fill Marital status,

“Married / Single”.

And she wrote

“Occasionally Married”

One man was standing

on the top of a building,

his watch fell down,

but he went to take his watch

only after ten minutes!

Guess why?

His watch was ten minutes slow.