Tag: Funny Text Jokes
Wife Wanted..
by admin on Oct.31, 2008, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes
A man advertised in a news paper,
in the matrimonial columns :
“Wanted a wife”.
And he received hundreds of letters
and they all invariably read,
“YOU CAN HAVE MINE”.
Married ..Occasionally!
by admin on Oct.31, 2008, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes
An actress was filling up a form
to open an account in a bank.
There was a column in the form
where one has to fill Marital status,
“Married / Single”.
And she wrote
“Occasionally Married”
Stick to Time…
by admin on Oct.31, 2008, under Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes
One man was standing
on the top of a building,
his watch fell down,
but he went to take his watch
only after ten minutes!
Guess why?
His watch was ten minutes slow.





