Posts Tagged 'Funny Text Jokes'

777777

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Smiles =1 Meeting

7 Meetings= 1 Kiss

7 Kisses= 1 Proposal

7 Proposals=1 Marriage
and that bloody Marriage

has 777777 Problems

Tastes Funny?

Friday, September 19th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
The first cannibal
turns to the other
and says,
“Does this taste funny to U?”

Reading a Menu..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

The GOLDEN RULE
when reading a menu
in a restaurant:
If you can’t pronounce it,
you can’t afford it.

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