Posts Tagged 'Funny Text Jokes'

Stick to Time…

Friday, October 31st, 2008 No Commented
Under: Crazy Texts, Funny Text Jokes

One man was standing
on the top of a building,
his watch fell down,
but he went to take his watch
only after ten minutes!
Guess why?

His watch was ten minutes slow.

777777

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes, SMS humour

7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Smiles =1 Meeting

7 Meetings= 1 Kiss

7 Kisses= 1 Proposal

7 Proposals=1 Marriage
and that bloody Marriage

has 777777 Problems

Tastes Funny?

Friday, September 19th, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
The first cannibal
turns to the other
and says,
“Does this taste funny to U?”

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