Posts Tagged 'Funny Text Jokes'

Reading a Menu..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

The GOLDEN RULE
when reading a menu
in a restaurant:
If you can’t pronounce it,
you can’t afford it.

If You Can’t Be..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

If you can’t be
a good example.
You can just be
a horrible warning.

Choosing Me..

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 No Commented
Under: Funny Text Jokes

A phone is a form of communication,
a kiss is a form of affection,
a picture is a form of remembrance,
CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of…
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